For any of you who have had the pleasure of meeting/speaking with Sam, you know that pretty much an endless amount of comedic material rolls out of his mouth on any given day. I've decided to create a twitter account, so while I'm at the store, or putting him to bed I can just tweet it, and not forget about them like I am doing now.
Follow me, weeeee!
http://twitter.com/andthencamesam
5 and a half years ago, my life consisted of sleeping,burritos and dropping entire paychecks on the Victoria's Secret semi annual sale. I was pretty sure I knew what motherhood would be like. I was wrong. I had visions of sanity,a clean home, and cats that weren't locked in the closet after being soaked with a 4 year old boys urine. Yes, I thought motherhood was one beautiful lucid moment to the next
...and then came Sam.
...and then came Sam.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Hang on Bug, I have to go to the bathroom...
Sam: Are you going turd or squirt?
Me: Squirt
Sam: Fine, but make sure you flush the toilet so it doesn't wreak like wizz in here.
Me: Squirt
Sam: Fine, but make sure you flush the toilet so it doesn't wreak like wizz in here.
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