5 and a half years ago, my life consisted of sleeping,burritos and dropping entire paychecks on the Victoria's Secret semi annual sale. I was pretty sure I knew what motherhood would be like. I was wrong. I had visions of sanity,a clean home, and cats that weren't locked in the closet after being soaked with a 4 year old boys urine. Yes, I thought motherhood was one beautiful lucid moment to the next

...and then came Sam.




Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Look what I found...


Sam: Awww mommy, I didn't know you used to work here. Oh the memories, the great memories you have here.

Me: (obviously laughing) how do you know what that is?

Sam: it's a name tag from a store.

Me: Yes, it is. Do know what it says?

Sam: No

Me: Good.

Sam: did you work there when you were a baby?

Me: Not exactly, but I was a lot younger. A LOT YOUNGER.

Sam: If I work there, can my name tag say turd Sam?

Me: Sure

Sam: Does your heart hurt because you can't work there?

Me: Ahhhhh no, now let's put that back in Mommy's shame bin.
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2 comments:

  1. iamchasingthirtyFebruary 9, 2010 at 9:38 PM

    Can I come live with you? Thanks. I laugh out loud with every post, Laura. Just love it. SEE YOU IN 2.5 MONTHS! I will rejoice and be SO glad!

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  2. ShannonFebruary 10, 2010 at 2:01 AM

    You too have a Shame bin?! I knew we were soul mates. Can't wait to have a son who goes digging in mine.

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