Me: Sam, we are meeting with a very important person this week, do you remember?
Sam: Who?
Me: She is the head of a very important school that I am trying to get you into, but you need to show her how smart you are because it costs a lot of money to go there.
Sam: How much money?
Me: A lot of dollars, more than a comedy writer makes...that is all I know. So, we need to impress her with stuff that you can do.
Sam: I will tell her lots of things to impress her, want to know what I will tell her?
Me: sure, what?
Sam: I will tell her that sometimes when I first waked up, my wiener turns into a statue.
Me: (in my head) I literally have no idea what to say in response to that.
Me: (out of my head) Maybe we shouldn't tell her about your penis honey, let's show her that you can write your name.
Sam: Sometimes it turns into a statue when I have to pee too, I bet she would like my wiener story better.
Me: I'm sure she would.
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