Me: Sure, what does it want to talk about.
Sam: Never mind, it doesn't want to talk to you.
Me: You are a silly goosen foosen.
Sam: That made my wiener tickle.
Me: What did?
Sam. You saying that.
Me: why would it make your wiener tickle?
Sam: Because I put the walkie talkie on my wiener when you said it.
Me: Ummm, okay. I'm sorry?
Sam: I forgive you.