Will someone please explain to me why boys are inherently obsessed with toilets? 90% of my daily cleaning that involves swearing, involves the toilet, and toilet related activities.
Honestly, the only way to avoid this stuff from happening is to follow him around constantly, like I had to when he was an toddler with mush legs. 5 free minutes to Sam, means head to the bathroom and do as much damage as possible.
Tonight Sam came down from bed to go to the bathroom. I figured he was half awake and would be too tired to screw around with the toilet. WRONG
I just went in there 5 minutes ago and found the above situation. Which is an entire roll of toilet paper rolled into the toilet with Venom (spider mans evil twin) thrown on top.
I went upstairs hoping he was still awake and he was. This is how the conversation went..
Me: Sam, why did you do that to the toilet?
Sam: What do you mean?
Me: I mean you rolled all the toilet paper into the toilet and threw venom in there. And now the toilet is clogged.
Sam: that's not venom mom, that is my poop. It just looks like Venom because I watch a lot of Spider man and now my poop looks like him.
Me: Sam, that is not true. You need to be honest with me because you made a big mess and I am very upset right now.
Sam: Okay, well the truth (pronounced Troof) is that Venom told me he was going to kill you, so I threw him in the toilet. I didn't' want you to die mom.
Me: Well thank you, but next time just punch him okay?
Sam: Okay, I'm glad your alive though.
Me: I am too Sam, goodnight.
Well I'm off to fish a evil twin out of the toilet and comprehend why my life has digressed to rescuing superhero shaped pieces of shit.
