Sam: Are you going turd or squirt?
Me: Squirt
Sam: Fine, but make sure you flush the toilet so it doesn't wreak like wizz in here.

5 and a half years ago, my life consisted of sleeping,burritos and dropping entire paychecks on the Victoria's Secret semi annual sale. I was pretty sure I knew what motherhood would be like. I was wrong. I had visions of sanity,a clean home, and cats that weren't locked in the closet after being soaked with a 4 year old boys urine. Yes, I thought motherhood was one beautiful lucid moment to the next
...and then came Sam.
...and then came Sam.