Me: Oh yeah, what kind?
Sam: Big ones
Me: Like what?
Sam: No more Parmesan cheese, Parmesan cheese hurts my feelings. Also, I'm pretty sure I'm going to start picking my nose again.
Me: Why does it hurt your feelings?
Sam: It's too salty, it dries my heart out.
Me: Okay, why do you want to pick your nose again?
Sam: Because you do.
Me: Good point