5 and a half years ago, my life consisted of sleeping,burritos and dropping entire paychecks on the Victoria's Secret semi annual sale. I was pretty sure I knew what motherhood would be like. I was wrong. I had visions of sanity,a clean home, and cats that weren't locked in the closet after being soaked with a 4 year old boys urine. Yes, I thought motherhood was one beautiful lucid moment to the next

...and then came Sam.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Hang on Bug, I have to go to the bathroom...

Sam: Are you going turd or squirt?

Me: Squirt

Sam: Fine, but make sure you flush the toilet so it doesn't wreak like wizz in here.

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