5 and a half years ago, my life consisted of sleeping,burritos and dropping entire paychecks on the Victoria's Secret semi annual sale. I was pretty sure I knew what motherhood would be like. I was wrong. I had visions of sanity,a clean home, and cats that weren't locked in the closet after being soaked with a 4 year old boys urine. Yes, I thought motherhood was one beautiful lucid moment to the next

...and then came Sam.

Friday, July 8, 2011

You're lucky I'm here

Me: Why is that?
Sam: Because I have super powers
Me: You're right, I am lucky.
Sam: I have to go get on the roof now, check the perminiter.
Me: uhhh, baby that's dangerous.
Sam: I have super powers, can't get hurt. It's a real thing.
Me: ummm, the...roof...has a hole in it.
Sam: I'll fix it.
Me (fuck) um, actually I hurt my foot really bad, can you fix it with your first aid kit? (he carries one at all times, not kidding)
Sam: (sigh) I guess, get that big thing over here.