5 and a half years ago, my life consisted of sleeping,burritos and dropping entire paychecks on the Victoria's Secret semi annual sale. I was pretty sure I knew what motherhood would be like. I was wrong. I had visions of sanity,a clean home, and cats that weren't locked in the closet after being soaked with a 4 year old boys urine. Yes, I thought motherhood was one beautiful lucid moment to the next

...and then came Sam.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Hey bug, are you excited to fly today?

"Mom listen, when I have my eyes exploded and my butt-hole is wide open and farting, then you'll know I'm excited."


  1. It makes me so happy that all of this is true.

  2. Ive seriously been considering video taping him 24 hours a day. He is like a machine of one liners.

  3. hahahah awesome. Do it. Fuck the Truman show, we want Sam!