5 and a half years ago, my life consisted of sleeping,burritos and dropping entire paychecks on the Victoria's Secret semi annual sale. I was pretty sure I knew what motherhood would be like. I was wrong. I had visions of sanity,a clean home, and cats that weren't locked in the closet after being soaked with a 4 year old boys urine. Yes, I thought motherhood was one beautiful lucid moment to the next

...and then came Sam.




Monday, February 8, 2010

Hey bug, are you excited to fly today?

"Mom listen, when I have my eyes exploded and my butt-hole is wide open and farting, then you'll know I'm excited."
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3 comments:

  1. SiriFebruary 9, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    It makes me so happy that all of this is true.

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  2. LoraFebruary 9, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    Ive seriously been considering video taping him 24 hours a day. He is like a machine of one liners.

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  3. ShannonFebruary 10, 2010 at 2:03 AM

    hahahah awesome. Do it. Fuck the Truman show, we want Sam!

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