Me: (not looking at cat toy, trying to pack the car) Sure
Sam: I like to step on this cat toy cause it's squishy.
Me: Squishy? What kind of cat toy is it? Why is it outside?
Sam: Why does this cat toy have sponges and blood on the inside of it.
Me:( Sam walks around the car, HOLDING a furry ball of guts) Because that's not a cat toy, it's a dead squirrel. Please put it down. ( I realize that I cannot convey the amount of hysterics that my voice was expressing at this moment, but try to imagine)
Sam. But I love to step on dead animals
Me: Honey, that is really disgusting. Why would you like to do that?
Sam. Because they sound fun when I squish them. I hate stepping on dead humans though, their blood is gross.
Me: (At a loss for words is a good way to express how I felt right about now)
okay that's nice honey..let's go wash your hands...
Miniature Dexter much? lol I laughed so hard at this someone 4 cubicles down leaned over to ask what it was making me crack up.
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