Me: Why is that
Sam: Because you put me in a time out.
Me: Where do you want to go then?
Sam: The middle of nowhere.
Me: You are going to be pretty lonely, do you want to bring one of the cats?
Sam: Pets aren't allowed in the middle of nowhere.
Me: Wow, that sucks. So do you want me to take you there right now?
Sam. No, I want to have my birthday party first, then I want you to take me.
Me: So First your party, then to the middle of nowhere. Got it.
Sam. Actually (his new favorite word) I want you to take my to Grandpas.
Me: So not the middle of nowhere?
Sam: No, I changed my mind.
Sam: Because the middle of nowhere doesn't have ice cream.