Sam: Because I sprayed your stuff.
Me: What stuff
Sam: Your perfume.
Me: Awesome, that is a 75 dollar bottle of perfume. What did you spray it on?
Sam: The cats
Me: What!? Why would you do that, that can make them very sick.
Sam: Because they smelled like cats.
Me: Well, I Hope you know that cats are very sensitive, and they might die now.
Sam: Well, you said God protects everyone I love, and I love the cats so if they die, it means you lied.