5 and a half years ago, my life consisted of sleeping,burritos and dropping entire paychecks on the Victoria's Secret semi annual sale. I was pretty sure I knew what motherhood would be like. I was wrong. I had visions of sanity,a clean home, and cats that weren't locked in the closet after being soaked with a 4 year old boys urine. Yes, I thought motherhood was one beautiful lucid moment to the next
...and then came Sam.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Mom, who sings this song?
Me: Phil Collins
Sam: (pauses for a second) Sounds like a nice guy.
He has a point there. My brain language hears all sorts of things differently. Just the other day someone asked me how I was doing and I thought they said, "Look out! A rhino is pooing!" Needless to say, that was pretty frightening.
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ReplyDeleteHe has a point there. My brain language hears all sorts of things differently. Just the other day someone asked me how I was doing and I thought they said, "Look out! A rhino is pooing!" Needless to say, that was pretty frightening.
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