Sam: Happy Mudders Day Mommy
Me: Thanks baby
Sam: Daddy told me to say that
Me: That's okay, I know you mean it.
Sam: What does it mean?
Me: Today is a day that you show your mom how much you love her. It's called Mothers Day.
Sam: Do I have to come out of your rib cage again?
Me: You came out of my tummy, and no...you do not have to be born again.
Sam: I have to poop
Sam: I need you to wipe my butt
Sam: Can you wipe my butt on Mudders day?
Me: Especially on Mudders day